C: Question, should I wear my striped shirt?
V: I think you should wear the black and white boyfriend cardigan I scrummaged (yeah spell check I know it's not a word. But I used it. Screw you) through Target looking for for hours just for your Christmas gift.
C: You did not! I was the one who found it and the only reason you bought it for me was because it was on clearance!
V: Well what do you think I'm made of money or something? I'm not Heidi effin Klum even though every one tells me I look like her!
1.1 seconds elapse
V:I have a question way more important than this one. Should I wear what I'm wearing now or wear the red shirt under the black sweater?
C: No what you're wearing right now. It looks fresh.
2 seconds elapse
C: Oh guess what song I downloaded?!
C: The Free Willy one!!!!
V: I have that one...
C: I know but guess what else I downloaded?
C: proceeds to sing "You remind me of the babe..."
C: Yeah so now the only songs on my iTunes are: Kesha, Lady GaGa, Rude Boy by Rhianna, the Free Willy song, Magic Dance from the Labyrinth, and some song from some musical
10 minutes elapse
C: Question, is this shirt see through?
V: I don't know...how about I try to guess your bra color?
V: Is it purple?
V: Maybe it's a little see through
Calah is my sister by the way. For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of meeting this delicious person.
On a related note I'm aware that it's kind of creepy when people describe other people in ways they describe food. It is a little "Silence of the Lambs" but sometimes when you are talking about someone say...Channing Tatum...the only true fitting adjective is "Yummy". Get over it.