1. no one wakes up like that
2. if you want pictures like that (full of lies), this is not the blog for you
Because today I will be sharing with you the exact opposite of cute. And by that I mean something so horrific you may have nightmares.
WARNING: THESE PHOTOS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN OR YOUR GRANDPARENTS OR ANYBODY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND CERTAINLY NOT YOU JON HAMM BECAUSE IF YOU SEE THESE YOU WILL NEVER MARRY ME.
So *deep breath* here we go.
I was at work last Wednesday just minding my own business when all of a sudden, while just walking around, I twist my ankle. And I think "ow that was kind of uncomfortable" and continued on my way. Well let me tell you....it continued being uncomfortable and then it continued to swell. And by swell I mean it grew to be the size of a six year old's head.
And from there I'd like to give you a timeline of "The Foot That Wouldn't Stop Growing"
Day 1 - can barely see my ankle! SUPER CUTE LOLZ!
Day 2 - Super sexy ace bandage wrap!
Day 3 - After unwrapping the ace bandage. Having no ankles is like....way in this year!
p.s. it's ok if you just threw up in your mouth. I certainly did.
Day 4 - umm...this got super weird
There are 2 morals to this story
1. Be careful when you walk.
2. DON'T EVER GOOGLE ELEPHANTIASIS.
And seriously Jon Hamm....I told you not to keep reading this.