Thank you for being so nice to me and not snowing at all yet. Please continue this pattern.
P.S. Global Warming ya'll....that crazy Al Gore may have been right....
Want to know why women get so upset about their birthdays? Because we're like Christmas trees....no one wants us after the 25th.
Dear guy staring at me in the mall,
Am I so pretty you want to marry me or am I so pretty you want to wear my flesh like a suit?
The thing that really really scares me...is that there are actually Taco Bells open 24 hours.
Please be gentle.
It's been a wonderful year with you!! Have a very Happy New Year!!!