Thank you for finally getting it right. Congrats on the first good episode in the last 1 1/2 seasons.
I wish I could quit you.
Dear Damian Rice,
Thank you for being so perfect.
Dear "The Virgin Diaries",
I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth. Welcome to the club....you can have a seat right over there in between "Teen Mom 2" and "Toddlers & Tiaras"
Dear "Neverland" on SyFy,
OMG. Best thing I've watched on television hands down in the last....forever!
Dear Tom Brady,
Stop crying....it's just hair. Your magic ponytail will grow back someday. Until then....you're still a douche.
Dear Little Brother,
Thank you for making me laugh every single day. You are my favorite and my best.
I love you,
Have an amazing weekend!!! Only a couple more weeks until Christmas...and Hanukkah is coming up here soon isn't it? Have you finished your shopping? More importantly what did you get me? If it's not Bradley Cooper then....just go ahead and keep it.
Thank you all for being the best.
*most of these letters were about television shows....I have no secrets when it comes to my priorities.