Dear "Baby It's Cold Outside",
As a child I thought you were a very cute song. Now the more I listen to it...the more I'm convinced it's about date rape. Say...what's in this drink?
Dear Tim Tebow,
Congratulations on being the most talked about white Bronco since the OJ Simpson case.
Dear Michelle Bachman,
I would pay $50,000 to watch you and Sarah Palin play Trivial Pursuit.
I hope you're getting all your shopping done! Have a great weekend and in all the hustle and bustle...try to enjoy the season a little bit :)