Thanks for hanging around outside my bathroom window. Hope you liked when I opened it half-dressed and with a towel on my head an let out a little scream when I saw you.
Maybe knock next time.
Season 4 should feature a massive time jump featuring an adult, failed actress, Rachel Berry as a Dance Moms cast member.
Think about it.
Dear General Public,
I used Taylor Swift lyrics to get my point across in a discussion the other day so...look out! This girl is going places!
Dear Ron Artest,
Welcome to the Douche Bag club. Go ahead and have a seat over there in between Ben Roethlisberger and Phillip Rivers. Tom Brady is in charge if you have any questions.
Dear "The Wedding Planner",
I don't know which is harder to believe....that J.Lo is Italian or Matthew McConauhey is a DOCTOR. How stupid do you think we are?
I hope you have a great weekend! Do something that scares you, laugh until you cry, eat cupcakes!
See you next week!