Taking Inventory

Today I decided to take an inventory of my talents. Don't hide your light under a bushel you guys. List your lights on a blog.

Things I am good at:

• spending money at Target
• making mixed CD's
• finding things to distract me from the things I really should be doing
• being not tan
• hoarding magazines
• bossing people around
• Lego Batman on the Wii
• identifying the source of bad smells
• loading the dishwasher
• straightening my hair
• consuming enough diet coke to make the 80% of my body which is water virtually non-existent
  
• applying eyeliner in a very precise yet messy manner
• remembering random facts about absolutely nothing
• knowing song lyrics and singing those lyrics in an American Idol like fashion
  

Who knew I had so many lights? I'm like really fabulous...lest I get too cocky let's discuss my non-talents...

Things I am not good at:

• throwing a ball
• paying attention to my surrounding while walking or driving
• drinking water
• having patience
• saving money
• getting to my cell phone before it goes to voicemail
• being on time all the time
• taking orders
  
• sewing
• sending mail (I always write letters and make packages for people but the minute I have to find a stamp I feel it is just too difficult and the said package ends up sitting in my room staring at me making me feel guilty)
• hula hooping (but really who is over the age of 5?)
• flossing

There that should suffice.