Dear Cold/Flu bug,
You're the worst.
Dear Starbucks baristas,
I'm not sure when you think I'll be drinking my beverage...but I can promise you it won't be at 6:00 in the evening when it finally cools off. Can we do something about this? My tongue hurts.
Thanks for reminding me what regret tastes like.
Dear light switches located directly next to the garbage disposal switch,
This was never a good idea. I always have to cautiously flick one of you on and it's never the right one. And I end up terrifying myself. Let's not do this anymore.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
It's pretty presumptuous to think that the U.S.A invited you to the party now isn't it?
Thank you for returning my parents back to us safely.
Thanks for not taking away my siblings while I was watching them. I know it was touch and go there for a bit.
Please be nice to me. I'm a little nervous about turning 25....
At least it's my golden one!
Have a lovely weekend!!!