hello!

Why hello again blogging friends!  It's great to meet you again.  I apologize for having gone missing from y'alls lives like that.
And I know you're sad too.

But I'm back and really have nothing of significance to share with you.  So....let's talk about other people's lives!
Television is going fantastic isn't it?  I love summer television.  It's so much more mind numbing.  Nothing I love more than laying in the sun listening to music all day...getting just the right amount of sunburned, and then coming back into the air conditioned house and watching terrible people doing terrible things.  Some current favorites:

1. The Bachelorette - Monday ABC
I don't have much to say about this season.  Ashley bores me.  I think she's still super insecure with herself and I don't think any of her potential relationships will work out.  I think she needs to work on herself a little bit more before she tries to find herself in a relationship...just sayin.

2. Real Housewives of New Jersey - Sunday Bravo
My favorite series of housewives.  They are the most real to me.  The Manzo family is the greatest thing on television.  And so so funny.

3. The Glee Project - Sunday Oxygen
I was apprehensive about this one because....it seemed dumb.  But I watched the first episode and now I can't stop! I love seeing all the talent these kids have!

4. Teen Mom - Tuesday MTV
Here is a run down on the first episode of Teen Mom: 1. Farrah wants a boob job...I'm sorry..."needs" a boob job.  She did breast feed for a week so...justified I guess.  She can't afford a boob job so she needs a loan.  She calls people and says "Hi I need a loan for a breast augmentation" with a straight face.  Touche.... 2. I don't really remember anything else because pretty much the entire first episode was about Farrah wanting boobs, Farrah getting boobs, Farrah's mom with the dead eyes who made her get a will written up just in case she died while getting boobs.  Boobs.

5. Big Brother - Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday CBS
Anyone who knows me knows that this is my absolute favorite show of all time.  And this season especially because they brought back some of my favorites!  It's already been hilarious and I can't wait for the rest of the season to unfold.  I mean...in the first episode they had to hang on giant bananas so....I don't know what's not to like.

6. White Collar - Tuesday USA
If you aren't watching this show....just...don't ever talk to me again.  And as if that glowing review wasn't enough for you...just have this:

Yeah...now you wanna set your TiVo....

If you were wondering if I actually watch all of these shows.....the answer is yes.  If you were wondering if I'm still single...just answer that on your own.
Another story about work for you...I had a lady who came in carrying around a full grown cat who wanted a make over. Pretty much a metaphor for my entire life.

In true Monday tradition...here is a collage of my weekend!  It was quite eventful as you can see...

my weekend by Vanessa Nelson featuring an old navy hoodie

At least I washed my hair.  I found it important that you know that.

I've been listening to some great new music lately so look forward to a new playlist sometime in the near future.  I'm on vacation from work for the ENTIRE WEEK so yay for me!!!

Happy Monday!