Dear Mother Nature,
Did your boyfriend cheat on you with your best friend or something? What is your damage? Can't we just all agree that 102 is too hot?
Remember how I have to turn on/off my phone to get service sometimes? I'm still annoyed.
Just keep that in mind,
Somehow an Egg McMuffin tastes both more delicious and more disgusting at 3 AM. You are an enigma to me.
Thanks for coming around again...although you shine a little less because I've been on vacation all week. But next week you'll be back to the #1 spot in my heart.
I still love you,