Twitter Schmitter

My biggest pet peeves (in no particular order)

People popping their gum
Oprah
People chewing ice
Twitter
People who are rude/demanding
The word "pet peeves" (what does that EVEN MEAN???)

So imagine my dismal discovery that OPRAH is using TWITTER

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

Let me just first clarify what "Twitter" is for those of you (who live in the Appalachian region or perhaps Siberia) who have not heard of Twitter.

Official description of Twitter (as given by me): Twitter is a computer site where one can post up to the minutes updates on what they are doing...right now.

Now let me just tell you that Twitter has actually been around for a year and a half. So why might you ask are you just now hearing about it?
Well the answer is simple and of course makes perfect sense...

Because Ashton Kutcher does it

Yeah...makes sense to me to.
I just think it's so funny that celebrities are so SELF INVOLVED that they automatically assume that we would all CARE what they are doing every second of every single day.
And guess what society? Jokes' on us! Because apparently we DO!

So in conclusion to my rant....let this be a lesson to our society- celebrities do not and should not control our world.
Now I have to get going...I need to check and see what Zac Efron is up to...