Dear Allergy Season,
You really suck.
Sincerely, Vanessa
Dear Benadryl,
Thank you for making me feel like I was roofied...in a good way.
XOXO, Vanessa
Dear Guy who is currently helping my parents remodel their upstairs bathroom which is inconveniently located directly above my bedroom,
There's got to be a better time than 8 am to start breaking apart a bathtub with a sledgehammer....yes?
Regards, Vanessa
Dear the word "Moist",
I really don't think that anyone is comfortable with you. And I vote we as english language users just vote to abolish you.
Sorry....not really, Vanessa
Dear Friday,
Thank you for coming back to me....and I guess I'll thank Macy's for giving me the day off to enjoy it.
Love, Vanessa
2 comments:
Hahahah :D
Lovely! xo
AGREED. On all accounts. : )
And I must share one of my favorite lines from "Dead Like Me":
"My mother hates the word 'moist'. She thinks it's pornographic."
:D
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