Dear Allergy Season,
You really suck.
Thank you for making me feel like I was roofied...in a good way.
Dear Guy who is currently helping my parents remodel their upstairs bathroom which is inconveniently located directly above my bedroom,
There's got to be a better time than 8 am to start breaking apart a bathtub with a sledgehammer....yes?
Dear the word "Moist",
I really don't think that anyone is comfortable with you. And I vote we as english language users just vote to abolish you.
Sorry....not really, Vanessa
Thank you for coming back to me....and I guess I'll thank Macy's for giving me the day off to enjoy it.