I'm sure you've been on the edge of your proverbial seats waiting for this news right?
Am I pregnant?.........NO
Am I married?...........NO
Am I engaged?..........NO
Am I going on a mission?........NO
Am I completely addicted to Gobstoppers?..............YES (but that's not the news)
the news is.....
I GOT A JOB!!!
"What? Did you hear that Vanessa got a job?"
"Really? I thought her job was watching Glee and having a diet consisting only of Gobstoppers and Diet Coke"
"Well....yeah but she doesn't get paid for that"
"Oh....is she working for that tattoo parlor? I always thought she would fit in really well there....with people like Lunchbox how could you go wrong?"
"While you make a valid point....no...she's working for MACY'S"
Yes yes the rumors are all true. After 3 months, 3 interviews...I am officially an employee of Macy's Department store in Cosmetics/Frangrances.
Oh you don't believe me do you?
In your face! I believe they call that an OFFICIAL NAME TAG...what now haters?
And this is how you are supposed to look when you're representing the cosmetics department....obviously.
It was a cool interview. The lady interviewing me asked me 2 of her interview questions and then stopped and said "You know what...I just really like you, I'm so excited....let's make you part of the team"