Hey.....we need to talk. I think we should break up. You're worse than Kelly on Season 11 of Real Housewives of Orange County (and that's like...really really bad).
It's not like I wasn't hopeful at first. When we got together in January I was really excited. My previous relationship with 2015 had been pretty difficult and full of growing pains. And just like Elizabeth Taylor (R.I.P.) I thought a new relationship would be just the answer. I'll admit...getting into a relationship with you was a gamble considering you were an election year BUT you didn't have Ebola so that seemed like a great step in the right direction. We started off strong with Beyonce and Peyton Manning's triumphant Super Bowl win. And Leo FINALLY won an Oscar! 2016.....you were giving me so much joy. I thought "finally...a relationship I can count on".
And then March came around...from there on out....you were the worst. You overwhelmed me with your need for attention. Between the Rio Olympic games, Harambe (R.I.P.), and the election, I was on media overload. Then you try to scare me with the threat of Zika. That was a low blow after you knew about 2015's stunt with Ebola (yeah....I've mentioned Ebola twice now....it was real). I honestly wanted to leave you then but then I would have missed out on a new season of "The Walking Dead" with you and....I mean you kind of even ruined that but we won't go there. I just have never felt secure with you.
I'll never forgive you for taking Prince, Gene Wilder, Bowie, Alan Rickman, Gary Marshall, and Alan Thicke, among others. And I didn't want to mention this but....the mannequin challenge? Really? What was that???
Then came Brexit and the trash fire that was the 2016 Presidential election. Through all the immaturity and anger....I just really don't see myself with someone like that. I just don't want to be with you anymore. To be honest? None of my friends or family really like you either. You're just the worst to be around. So I guess this is goodbye. You can take you terrible political nightmare with you but please....don't take any more legends with you ok?