My Grown Up Christmas List

Dear Santa,
Here is my Christmas list

1. Endless seasons of Teen Mom



2. For Nicholas Cage to be locked up forever.

(I tried to find the creepiest picture....I was successful)

3. As well as The Situation.

4. Someone to pay my library fees.


5.  Coconut Water.  Lot's and lot's of coconut water.

6. Growing Pains, Life Unexpected, and Parenthood on DVD

7. For me to have gone back in time and written this book

8. An iPhone 4s (?....is that the newest one out?  someone help me with this)

The white one....and this is not a question about race ok?  Don't judge me!

9. And world peace!

Thank you!  I've been nice
kind of nice
mostly nice
.......well ya know what they say let's not live in the past!
xoxo,
Vanessa

mine? mine? mine? mine?

I'm literally drooling right now.  I need this in my life like....yesterday.


And if the title of this post confused you- just watch {here}