an emmy a day....

keeps me happy because I get to blog about all their clothes.

Hello readers!  Yes I know...the Emmy's happened like over a week ago!  But I've been busy
watching TV
getting over a diet coke addiction
playing tap tap glee
reading Glamour magazine

doing stuff.

So here we go with all my Emmy awards! (My dad was watching the red carpet coverage with me...because he had no choice...so I'll be sharing his commentary as well)

They hey we all got together and decided green was the new blue but red was the new everything award:

Angela Kinsey

Lea Michele

loved the dress...hated that she had her hair down...

Adrienne Palecki

don't love the dress but she was on Friday Night Lights so she can do no wrong

Sarah Hyland

Sofia Vergara

by FAR the best dress she's ever worn

I don't know your name

but please make this dress stop

Kate Winslet

I'm in love with you

Dad's commentary: "Ugh ANOTHER red dress!?"

The I don't know how to properly use a steamer award:

girl from The Office

couldn't you have steamed the bottom at least?

The I'm pretty but I'm wearing my Grandma's dress award:

Dianna Agron

loved the color...hated how it looks like a grandma's dress

The no matter what you do you can't escape me award:

Katie Holmes....

why are you at everything?  and why does this look like a bathing suit cover up?

The I'm funny so we'll pretend this dress didn't happen award:

Amy Poehler

Amy...you are hilarious...so we'll just pretend this dress didn't happen ok?

The Hey where's our favorite hot mess?  Oh there you are Paula award:

Paula Abdul

Couldn't someone have told her that her dress was shifted to the right?

I still love you.

The Oh I didn't know Satan was invited to the Emmy's this year award:

Satan?

The What the Eff award:

Julianna Margulis

What.The.Eff

It looks like a vase from Elton John's house.

Dad's Commentary: "She looks like she's wearing a curtain"

The can you handle all the adorable that we are?  you cannot.  award:

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt

adorable

The Most Improved award:

Naya Rivera

Much better.  Thank you.

The Stop seducing me with your eyes Ian Somerhalder and Cory Monteith award:

Cory Monteith

Ian Somerhalder

We're in a relationship.  All of us.

The you can't even see what I'm wearing because my large bosoms are distracting you award:

Christina Hendricks

She's gorgeous.  I'm jealous

The best use of Seal award:

Heidi Klum and Seal 

I'm hearing that people are really getting sick of her winning this one.

I'm getting sick looking at the bottom of her dress.

Dad's commentary: "Button your shirt Seal!"

The I like your white dress award(s):

Elisabeth Moss

Maria Bello

Jane Krakowski

Aubrey Plaza

Cat Deely

I liked all  your white dresses.

And now we pause for another Jon Hamm at an awards show moment..

Jon Hamm...just look at the levity

Look at his hair

Look at all of him

Whew ok sorry...back to the Emmys....

The No seriously what the eff award:

Julianne Hough

First: why are you there?

Second: seriously?  what the eff?

The we were on Friday Night Lights and we're all amazing and beautiful award:

Connie Britton

Minka Kelly

Aimee Teegarden

And for my favorites of the night...

Colbie Smoulders

LOVE the color!

Heather Morris

I died.  Gorgeous.

Kristin Wiig

gorg.

Evan Rachel Wood

just flawless

Nina Dobrev

hands down my favorite

figure flattering, dramatic, perfect

Martha Plimpton

perfection

Julia Stiles

beautiful

I of course wore this

My favorite moments included:

The Office skit...hilarious

Kyle Chandler winning Best Male Actor in a Drama for Friday Night Lights

I cried.

Phil and Claire Dunphy (aka Julia Bowen and Ty Burrell) winning Best Comedy Actress/Actor for Modern Family

I love them

Kate Winslet winning....she's so flawless

So what did you all think of the Emmy's?  Anything I missed or that you loved/hated?

Also if you're wondering why I'm so obsessed with Friday Night Lights....just watch this and then go watch the whole first season...and you'll understand

I watch TV so you don't have to. You're Welcome.

I watch too much TV. This is always the most apparent when I find myself in a loop of one insane show to another and I realize I've just spent 3 hours of my time being totally mindless.  So...to save you from my same fate I would like to share what you've missed this week in television.

First....Teen Mom 2 on MTV
What a filthy hot mess.  Here is the run-down:

How horrible of a person would I be if I said that the Kailyn girl has the ugliest baby I've ever seen?  And how horrible are you for agreeing with me?

Are all the baby daddys trying out for the next season of Tool Academy?  Like...are these their audition tapes?  If so...it's in the bag.  Except for camo-wearing, bad teeth, redneck guy.  He's super sweet.....but....you can't really look like that and be a douche.

Leah and Corey and their twin girls are adorable and awesome.  Don't ever change!!!

Jenelle and her lip pierced boyfriend toking it up in the car....super classy.  And a good way to show your speech-impediment Mom what a responsible adult you are.

Hey Jenelle...here are some of my favorite pictures of you and your Mom

How sweet.

The cops showed up for a domestic dispute so.....you know it's a good time.

Then there's always a sappy end montage....wow.  That was fun.

Now onto American Idol

First of all....getting rid of Kara Dioihatedyousomuchi'msogladyou'regone  or DioGuardi....was the BEST thing they ever did. The combo of her and Randy was just too much.

And replacing her with Jenny from the Block and Steven "bedroom eyes" Tyler....GENIUS!

Now...that being said.  American idol kids you crafty jerks....seducing me and pulling me in by singing ALL my favorite songs.  It's just not fair.

Beard guy....I love you.  Don't ever change.

Country girl...you're the only girl I like.

Weird guy....I love you.  Don't ever change.

Paul McDonald: Come Pick Me Up - Performances (click on that....just....watch him)

Then...we had another guy

 who said he was going to sing R.Kelly...so naturally I'm thinking he's going to sing "Ignition"...(it's the remix to ignition...hot 'n fresh out the kitchen...c'mon you know you're singing) aka...the best song R.Kelly ever sang....but NO..."I Believe I Can Fly"....BOORRRINNNGGG  and SO typical.  I believe you can fly....far far away (he does have an incredible voice however...so good job for that.)

Next girl is all..."I'm going to sing Michael Jackson" so I'm thinking "Dirty Diana" aka my favorite MJ song of all time.  But NO...."Smile" which actually belongs to Charlie Chaplin....GET OFF THE STAGE!!!

Let's see what this next kid is going to deliver....it better be good.....
....nope.
He reminded me of David Archuleta only less gay.  Or maybe more.  Either way...it hurt me.

Then the Latina girl gets up and sings a Selena song...way to break the stereotype.

Everyone shhhh.....my country boy lover is on next......

J.Lo is seducing my country boy lover with her eyes...and so is Steven Tyler....step off he's mine!!!!

Then came nasty dredlocks girl....who says she's going to sing Rihanna (shocker).

Who wants to bet it's going to be "Love the Way You Lie"?
Oh no....no....please Alah no....not Umbrella....
I really think she got her outfit from a dumpster like...for real.  And now she's Rastafarian rapping.....STOP PLEASE NOW

If Randy says "yo" one more time...I'm gonna burn this mother down...yo.

Now Steven Tyler is seducing me with his eyes...and I like it.

Then teeny tiny Ryan Seacrest came on....vote..blah blah blah...I'm 4'2"...blah blah blah.
The end.

That was a hot mess.  Speaking of hot messes....has anyone seen Paula Abdul lately?

Oh Paula.
I miss you.

Now I'm going to watch the new season of Real World and Jersey Shore....never before have I been so grateful that the herp cannot be transferred through television.

Until next time!  Keep your remotes nearby and your HPV shots up to date.

And just for fun...here's a video of Steven Tyler molesting girls with his words.