an emmy a day....

keeps me happy because I get to blog about all their clothes.

Hello readers!  Yes I know...the Emmy's happened like over a week ago!  But I've been busy
watching TV
getting over a diet coke addiction
playing tap tap glee
reading Glamour magazine

doing stuff.

So here we go with all my Emmy awards! (My dad was watching the red carpet coverage with me...because he had no choice...so I'll be sharing his commentary as well)

They hey we all got together and decided green was the new blue but red was the new everything award:

Angela Kinsey

Lea Michele

loved the dress...hated that she had her hair down...

Adrienne Palecki

don't love the dress but she was on Friday Night Lights so she can do no wrong

Sarah Hyland

Sofia Vergara

by FAR the best dress she's ever worn

I don't know your name

but please make this dress stop

Kate Winslet

I'm in love with you

Dad's commentary: "Ugh ANOTHER red dress!?"

The I don't know how to properly use a steamer award:

girl from The Office

couldn't you have steamed the bottom at least?

The I'm pretty but I'm wearing my Grandma's dress award:

Dianna Agron

loved the color...hated how it looks like a grandma's dress

The no matter what you do you can't escape me award:

Katie Holmes....

why are you at everything?  and why does this look like a bathing suit cover up?

The I'm funny so we'll pretend this dress didn't happen award:

Amy Poehler

Amy...you are hilarious...so we'll just pretend this dress didn't happen ok?

The Hey where's our favorite hot mess?  Oh there you are Paula award:

Paula Abdul

Couldn't someone have told her that her dress was shifted to the right?

I still love you.

The Oh I didn't know Satan was invited to the Emmy's this year award:

Satan?

The What the Eff award:

Julianna Margulis

What.The.Eff

It looks like a vase from Elton John's house.

Dad's Commentary: "She looks like she's wearing a curtain"

The can you handle all the adorable that we are?  you cannot.  award:

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt

adorable

The Most Improved award:

Naya Rivera

Much better.  Thank you.

The Stop seducing me with your eyes Ian Somerhalder and Cory Monteith award:

Cory Monteith

Ian Somerhalder

We're in a relationship.  All of us.

The you can't even see what I'm wearing because my large bosoms are distracting you award:

Christina Hendricks

She's gorgeous.  I'm jealous

The best use of Seal award:

Heidi Klum and Seal 

I'm hearing that people are really getting sick of her winning this one.

I'm getting sick looking at the bottom of her dress.

Dad's commentary: "Button your shirt Seal!"

The I like your white dress award(s):

Elisabeth Moss

Maria Bello

Jane Krakowski

Aubrey Plaza

Cat Deely

I liked all  your white dresses.

And now we pause for another Jon Hamm at an awards show moment..

Jon Hamm...just look at the levity

Look at his hair

Look at all of him

Whew ok sorry...back to the Emmys....

The No seriously what the eff award:

Julianne Hough

First: why are you there?

Second: seriously?  what the eff?

The we were on Friday Night Lights and we're all amazing and beautiful award:

Connie Britton

Minka Kelly

Aimee Teegarden

And for my favorites of the night...

Colbie Smoulders

LOVE the color!

Heather Morris

I died.  Gorgeous.

Kristin Wiig

gorg.

Evan Rachel Wood

just flawless

Nina Dobrev

hands down my favorite

figure flattering, dramatic, perfect

Martha Plimpton

perfection

Julia Stiles

beautiful

I of course wore this

My favorite moments included:

The Office skit...hilarious

Kyle Chandler winning Best Male Actor in a Drama for Friday Night Lights

I cried.

Phil and Claire Dunphy (aka Julia Bowen and Ty Burrell) winning Best Comedy Actress/Actor for Modern Family

I love them

Kate Winslet winning....she's so flawless

So what did you all think of the Emmy's?  Anything I missed or that you loved/hated?

Also if you're wondering why I'm so obsessed with Friday Night Lights....just watch this and then go watch the whole first season...and you'll understand

Let's get this party started....

Let's talk about the Academy Awards.....
First of all....James Franco....was occasionally funny.  Anne Hathaway (when she wasn't trying so hard to be funny) was occasionally funny.  Together they were.....all right.  Can we all agree that next year Robert Downy Jr. and Jude Law host?  Yes? Yes!

Let's be honest though...the only reason I watched were for the dresses and to see if Natalie Portman's water would break in the middle of the show.  Since Natalie's fetus couldn't pull through for me...this post will just be about the dresses.  Let's get started....

Dear Halle Berry: That dress looks like a rabid cat took an interest in the bottom of it.  Nice try.  Next time try harder.  Sincerely- Vanessa

Cate Blanchett: I wanted to like this.  I really did.  The bottom was really pretty and so was the color.  The weird yellow beading threw me off.  So did the framed beading of her chest.  Note to Cate: you're just drawing attention to something (s) that aren't really there....

Jennifer Hudson: First of all....who invited you?  Second of all what is that color?  And third of all....what is going on with your boobs?

Hilary Skwank: She clearly thought she was nominated for Black Swan.  Guess what Hilary.....you WEREN'T

Natalie Portman: This was pretty...I loved the color.  Best dress of hers this award season that is for sure.

Amy Adams: I thought this dress was beautiful and she looked beautiful in it.

Some couples showed up too.....

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter win best most odd yet wonderful couple in the whole world award.  Forever.

Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz: They just kind of walked around being all Spanish and everything.  They looked pretty good.

Sometimes I'll see Hugh Jackman and be like "Oh how sweet he brought his Mom" and then I remember that's his wife.  And it infuriates me.

Some people allowed their husbands to stand in the background.....

Nicole Kidman: I am not a fan of floral embroidery, greasy looking hair, and unnecessary beading near the crotch.  To sum it up....this dress is fugly.

Hailee Steinfeld: I am a fan of being adorable.

Reese Witherspoon: You can do no wrong.  And I love the ponytail.

Melissa Leo: It looks like it's too big.  It also looks too ugly.  (Her acceptance speech was fantastic though)

Sharon Stone: Who invited you?  Was it Jennifer Hudson?  Your eyes are burning into my soul.  And you look old.

Some people wore red and I was less than impressed....red....really?  A bit unoriginal now don't you think?

Anne Hathaway

Jennifer Lawrence

Sandra Bullock

And for my favorites:

Gwyneth Paltrow: She is a goddess.  I love her and I loved this dress.

Mila Kunis: So so so so pretty. Plus she wore Lancome make up so....she gets extra points

Michelle Williams: Simple and pretty.  Just lovely.

I of course wore this.....

I know...a bit bold for me but Jake Gyllenhaal really liked it.  

See you next award season!