an emmy a day....

keeps me happy because I get to blog about all their clothes.

Hello readers!  Yes I know...the Emmy's happened like over a week ago!  But I've been busy
watching TV
getting over a diet coke addiction
playing tap tap glee
reading Glamour magazine

doing stuff.

So here we go with all my Emmy awards! (My dad was watching the red carpet coverage with me...because he had no choice...so I'll be sharing his commentary as well)

They hey we all got together and decided green was the new blue but red was the new everything award:

Angela Kinsey

Lea Michele

loved the dress...hated that she had her hair down...

Adrienne Palecki

don't love the dress but she was on Friday Night Lights so she can do no wrong

Sarah Hyland

Sofia Vergara

by FAR the best dress she's ever worn

I don't know your name

but please make this dress stop

Kate Winslet

I'm in love with you

Dad's commentary: "Ugh ANOTHER red dress!?"

The I don't know how to properly use a steamer award:

girl from The Office

couldn't you have steamed the bottom at least?

The I'm pretty but I'm wearing my Grandma's dress award:

Dianna Agron

loved the color...hated how it looks like a grandma's dress

The no matter what you do you can't escape me award:

Katie Holmes....

why are you at everything?  and why does this look like a bathing suit cover up?

The I'm funny so we'll pretend this dress didn't happen award:

Amy Poehler

Amy...you are hilarious...so we'll just pretend this dress didn't happen ok?

The Hey where's our favorite hot mess?  Oh there you are Paula award:

Paula Abdul

Couldn't someone have told her that her dress was shifted to the right?

I still love you.

The Oh I didn't know Satan was invited to the Emmy's this year award:

Satan?

The What the Eff award:

Julianna Margulis

What.The.Eff

It looks like a vase from Elton John's house.

Dad's Commentary: "She looks like she's wearing a curtain"

The can you handle all the adorable that we are?  you cannot.  award:

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt

adorable

The Most Improved award:

Naya Rivera

Much better.  Thank you.

The Stop seducing me with your eyes Ian Somerhalder and Cory Monteith award:

Cory Monteith

Ian Somerhalder

We're in a relationship.  All of us.

The you can't even see what I'm wearing because my large bosoms are distracting you award:

Christina Hendricks

She's gorgeous.  I'm jealous

The best use of Seal award:

Heidi Klum and Seal 

I'm hearing that people are really getting sick of her winning this one.

I'm getting sick looking at the bottom of her dress.

Dad's commentary: "Button your shirt Seal!"

The I like your white dress award(s):

Elisabeth Moss

Maria Bello

Jane Krakowski

Aubrey Plaza

Cat Deely

I liked all  your white dresses.

And now we pause for another Jon Hamm at an awards show moment..

Jon Hamm...just look at the levity

Look at his hair

Look at all of him

Whew ok sorry...back to the Emmys....

The No seriously what the eff award:

Julianne Hough

First: why are you there?

Second: seriously?  what the eff?

The we were on Friday Night Lights and we're all amazing and beautiful award:

Connie Britton

Minka Kelly

Aimee Teegarden

And for my favorites of the night...

Colbie Smoulders

LOVE the color!

Heather Morris

I died.  Gorgeous.

Kristin Wiig

gorg.

Evan Rachel Wood

just flawless

Nina Dobrev

hands down my favorite

figure flattering, dramatic, perfect

Martha Plimpton

perfection

Julia Stiles

beautiful

I of course wore this

My favorite moments included:

The Office skit...hilarious

Kyle Chandler winning Best Male Actor in a Drama for Friday Night Lights

I cried.

Phil and Claire Dunphy (aka Julia Bowen and Ty Burrell) winning Best Comedy Actress/Actor for Modern Family

I love them

Kate Winslet winning....she's so flawless

So what did you all think of the Emmy's?  Anything I missed or that you loved/hated?

Also if you're wondering why I'm so obsessed with Friday Night Lights....just watch this and then go watch the whole first season...and you'll understand

i would love to fly to the moon but i can't...

said in a british accent. like simon cowell. because he is the one who said that in response to a poor unsuspected auditioner who said "i would love to be a singer".

that's right folks....AMERICAN IDOL IS BACK!

are you excited? i was.
first we head out to Boston

posh spice aka mrs. david beckham, aka victoria beckham, aka MY IDOL was a guest judge the first night. i just love her. she is so major. anyone remember when she had that 1 hour special about them moving to LA and she met her neighbors???


MAY-JA...

anyway she was fab as usual on American Idol. If we could keep her on permanently I may continue to watch the show after Simon leaves. WHAT??!! Yes. Simon is leaving next season. I'm so heartbroken. I was fully convinced that Simon and Paula were going to fall in love and have crazy hyper-critical children.

Besides I love little kids with British accents. They are like miniature sophisticated adults.

Moving on to those other 2 horrible judges that sit next to Simon. Honestly I would leave the show too.

Randy...what is growing on your face? And why are you ALWAYS surprised that someone can sing good? And how many "best vocals no doubt we've seen"...have we seen? And one last thing...what is with the made up numbers? "A million gazillion thousand trillion five yes". Go to school.


And of course Kara DioIwishyouhadleftinsteadofpaulabecauseyouannoyme.

Or DioGuardi
You are always so angry all the time. And seriously I know that you are like supposedly a singer but do you have to prove it by silently lip syncing along with everyone who auditions????
Stop that.
And how many people are you going to tell they have soul? Just because you don't have a soul doesn't mean you need to tell everyone else how great of one they have.
Just sayin.

Ryan? Ryan? Seacrest? Oh sorry I didn't see you there behind that grain of rice. Boom! Roasted.
You're still prettier than me.


Moving on to my favorite contestants...
Angry Clark Kent

I liked him because he riled Kara up so much. Yeah he was arrogant but so are you.

Hot Mormon guy aka Justin Williams
I'm in Utah now and I'm coming for you.


Moving onto Hot-lanta (or Atlanta...I've heard it both ways)
Mary J. Blige guest judged on this one and I felt so bad for her. She had this look on her face that said "what am I doing in this room with all these crazy white people" the entire show.


My favorite contestants in this city consisted of:
Guitar girl

She was great

Skii Bow Ski: he is like the Atlanta version of "The Situation"


and of course
Pants on the Ground

I want this as my ring tone

A few other observations I made:
Where do all those people run off to after their auditions? They always show them coming out of the building and then running manically down the street. Where is your car parked?

There are so many incredible 16 year olds out there! Oh my goodness when I was 16 I was still in my room listening to Britney Spears and fantasizing about marrying Justin Timberlake. Way to go teens!

Apparently since AI lost their hot mess on the show they have decided to spend a whole lot of time and money on weird/dramatic/terrible visual effects. Case in point....


Speaking of hot messes has anyone seen Paula Abdul lately?

Miss ya.

The southern tryouts never fail to bring out EVERY redneck hillbilly this great nation has to offer. And I love it.

All in all a great start.

In closing all I have to say is
pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.

True that.