A Brief Interlude with Jen

Once again...some of my favorite conversations ever are the ones I have with my friend Jenny.  Jen makes me laugh like almost no one else can.  I mean really.  She's so funny and we are way funnier together than we are on our own. We do have occasional Facebook chats....and we cover a variety of topics.

About my dog's name

About the Indonesian baby smoker

About what her son would look like as an Indonesian baby smoker

About a TV show that she allegedly watches (although I'm not fully convinced it actually exists)

About babysitting

I miss you Jen.

A Brief Interlude With Becky

One of my best friends in the whole world is a girl by the name of Becky.  We met when I worked at the hair salon and she pretty much became my BFF.  We would go shopping, hang out, I'd babysit her kids, we went to concerts together.  We laugh hysterically whenever we are together.  Thanks to modern technology even though I live a billion miles away we can still crack each other up.  Last night we had a conversation that I wanted to write down for posterity (you're welcome future children).  And for all you who watch "Dancing With the Stars" all of my opinions on the show can be found in this conversation:

V: Dancing with the stars? how is edyta so hot? jealous
B: She always is! Why is pamela anderson so disgusting?
V: She always is! did you know i'm in love with that ice skater?
B: you would be! i'm in love with max
V: you would be!
B: I think max loves himself more than i do though
V: yes for sure
B: and what's up with f-ing buzz "i'm older than crap" aldrin?
V: lol for real
B: he's so cute but i'm thinking why ruin the fact that you walked on the moon by doing dancing with the stars?
V: for sure I would want moonwalking to be my legacy too...and it will be.  but the dancing kind
B:you are a great moonwalker
V: this is true
B: you know who else I love derek hough
V: really? he kinda comes off like a tool to me
B: I just think he seems fun and boy next door cute
V: yeah if the boy next door is a douche
B: whatever I'm just saying i would go Mormon for him thats all
V: well being Mormon does give you the immediate ability to dance
B: and be awesome
V: exactly
B: did you go buy "new moon" yet?
V: no not yet...did you? did you go to a midnight release party dressed like Edward's mistress?
B: Omg did you see me on youtube? and p.s edyta's partner is hot
V: yes and british
B: which is like making him 5 times hotter
V: um duh I'm glad they fixed his teeth before he came to this country
B: lol why does kate gosselin look like a different person entirely???
V: I don't know...maybe because she doesn't have a lesbian haircut anymore?
B: ha if her hair was long and straight I would swear she was a barbie tonight
V: yeah because Barbie doesn't bend her arms either
B: you're cracking me up.  I meant her dress
V: well that too

And there you have it.  Miss ya Beck

Brief Interlude with Jen

I love my friend Jen. I love texting her. Especially on Bachelor night. Here are some recent conversations we had.

Bachelor night...
J: I love how Chris deals with rozlyn. "what is the truth in your mind?"
V: did you see when the bachelors and gang "give back" to the community? Is it their way of giving something back besides herpes?
J: hahaha true that...oh my chris compares roz's story about not having an affair to his son telling him stories about unicorns and wizards. awesome.
V: Oh my goodness I love Chris Harrison
J: Tell me about it.

A few days later....
V: I'm at a restaurant where all the waiters are dressed like pirates and there is a pirate ship and pirate treasure AND a pirate band. I wonder if they do weddings?
J: We can only hope. I mean aaarrrgggghhhh
V: And our waiter is dressed like Jack Sparrow, walks like him AND talks like him. I just found my husband.
J: hahaha you have the whole wedding cast right there! find a captain. you can get married tonight!
V: I left my peg leg at home.
J: Oh never mind, you can't get married without your good leg.
V: The captain is probably the guy with the balloon animal parrot right? I mean that's a pretty solid indicator.
J: I'd bet me beard n' a fish stick matey


Next day...
V: Do you have cable?
J: Amish cable (no)
V: Ha ha I was just going to tell you about this show called Psych that you would love. And Ally Sheedy guest starred on it. Bonus!
J: haha- we actually own the first 3 seasons on DVD
V: Oh my goodness how have we never discussed this before. This show cracks me up
J: It was love at first obscure 80's reference
V: OH MY GOSH THAT is why you are my best friend
J: I have often thought of us as shawn and guster however i think shawn is your soulmate
V: that is most definitely true.

Thanks for being my friend Jen. I love these texts.