Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Baby Logan...we're waiting!
So I feel like since I started work at the hospital I have been completely useless. All I do is work and sleep. The only semi-exciting thing going on in my life right now is that my bestest friend Jen is currently in the process of bringing her baby boy into this world! I got the text message last night that she was going in to start the process and I haven't heard anything today but Jen....just so you know I am so excited and I'm praying for you! I can not wait to meet baby Logan!
Monday, November 3, 2008
From the Mouth of Kian
Here are a couple of my current favorite Kian quotes...
Dad: "Kian there is no shape that has 7 sides..."
Kian: "Yes there is...it's a PRESTAGON!"
Kian: "Did someone text message you?"
Me: "Nope..."
Kian: "Why not?"
Me: "I don't know because I have no friends and I might be a loser..."
Kian: "Umm...I think...a winner."
I love my brother
Dad: "Kian there is no shape that has 7 sides..."
Kian: "Yes there is...it's a PRESTAGON!"
Kian: "Did someone text message you?"
Me: "Nope..."
Kian: "Why not?"
Me: "I don't know because I have no friends and I might be a loser..."
Kian: "Umm...I think...a winner."
I love my brother
Burning the Midnight Oil
Wow...where to start. I feel like ever since I started working night shift I am literally dead to the world. I go to work at 11 and work all night until 7 am, come home fall into my bed by 8 get up at 2:30 and get ready for work at the salon and at 11 I rinse and repeat the whole process...so to say. It's been crazy, I frequently forget what day it is and sometimes I will realize it has been 24 hours since I have eaten anything... but it has been so great too. There have been some hard nights...2 nights ago we had a patient crash and go into kidney failure (keep in mind this was Saturday night...when I then I had to get up and go to church the next morning, teach sharing time, teach my Sunbeams, and all this without the help of my dear sister...). BUT there have been some great nights too. Last night I had a patient who took a great liking to me and was calling me into her room literally every 20 minutes AND she would call me by name and she was telling all the nurses "oh Vanessa knows how to do it, she knows the way I like it, no one does it like Vanessa"...it was cracking me up. This job above all else has taught me the value of service. I am there for people in their weakest state when their families can't and they trust me to attend to their needs and take care of them. What an awesome responsibility. I love love love it.
And can I just admit to the world right now what a huge dork I am? I actually had my family tape the football game for me last night because I couldn't watch it...when did I turn into such a guy? But the Colts won! Yeah!
In closing I would like to publicly apologize for being so anti social. But it probably won't change anytime soon because no one does it like me! :)
Also here is a picture of the delicious cake my darling mother made for me...rainbow chip of course! Thanks Mom...it's nice to know that even after 22 years you let me have the cake of a 10 year old and don't think twice about it (at least out loud...)
*Please make special note of the most fabulous birthday gift ever bestowed upon someone in the background...that is right ladies and gentlemen...it is a one of a kind...(sort of...), magically versatile...the one, the only, the...Magic Bullet! I have been lusting after this little beauty for about 3 years now and my friends got it for me! They are the best and I've already make some delicious concoctions in this baby.
And can I just admit to the world right now what a huge dork I am? I actually had my family tape the football game for me last night because I couldn't watch it...when did I turn into such a guy? But the Colts won! Yeah!
In closing I would like to publicly apologize for being so anti social. But it probably won't change anytime soon because no one does it like me! :)
Also here is a picture of the delicious cake my darling mother made for me...rainbow chip of course! Thanks Mom...it's nice to know that even after 22 years you let me have the cake of a 10 year old and don't think twice about it (at least out loud...)
*Please make special note of the most fabulous birthday gift ever bestowed upon someone in the background...that is right ladies and gentlemen...it is a one of a kind...(sort of...), magically versatile...the one, the only, the...Magic Bullet! I have been lusting after this little beauty for about 3 years now and my friends got it for me! They are the best and I've already make some delicious concoctions in this baby.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Fall
I love fall...the colors change and the leaves fall and get all crunchy...there is nothing more satisfying then stepping through leaves and getting some good crunches. I love apple cider and caramel apples. I love pumpkin (pie, ice cream, carving them, pumpkin seeds etc...)...I love scarves and hats and coats. Probably one of my favorite things about fall would have to be my birthday though and this year was no exception. I woke up and unfortunately had to go to work but while I was there I got beautiful flowers delivered to me! I have never gotten flowers delivered to me before and it was a fantastic experience that I hope to be able to experience again...soon. My delightful friend Kylie and I went shopping and got some dinner and all that....I got some great clothes and it was a fabulous birthday! Still haven't had my rainbow chip cake (a tradition for me...) but Kenz is going to make it tonight. All in all it was a great day and I can't believe I am 22...wow I am so old :)



In other news...I start my night shift this week...I work Monday 11p-7a so...wish me luck. I will be staying up all night tonight and sleeping tomorrow to start getting my body in the mode...so if I post random jibberish at 3 am tonight..kindly disregard it.



In other news...I start my night shift this week...I work Monday 11p-7a so...wish me luck. I will be staying up all night tonight and sleeping tomorrow to start getting my body in the mode...so if I post random jibberish at 3 am tonight..kindly disregard it.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Halloween, Birthdays, and a Graduation!
So I must admit...I harbor some resentment towards Halloween. This stems from a childhood where my birthday has been 6 days before this ridiculous holiday. All growing up birthday parties consisted of costumes or witches brew (ok so that was actually pretty good...) and then as I got older I had to plan MY birthday party around the ghoolish parties that my friends had to go to. Seriously? So...I tend to try and forget that Halloween even exists...which is hard when your doorbell rings a billion times on October 31st. BUT when my Aunt Brita sent us a package filled with popcorn that turns orange and HOT CHOCOLATE that turns orange (in true Halloween spirit...) I had to try it. Bub was so excited he was dancing all around the kitchen while we made it...it turned out very tasty and we got to snuggle down and munch on popcorn and drink cocoa and watch a movie. What a great Friday night date!



Our poor Murphy LOVES popcorn and kept resting his head on my leg begging for a taste...it is just irresistable I suppose.

I graduated from the PSP program today!!! Yay! I got a 98% on my test and passed all my clinical stuff off too. It was bittersweet because I will miss my class...and George.




It was also the debut of my new hair color...I am still getting used to it...I like it but I will always be a blonde at heart...
Tomorrow is my birthday...woo woo! I'll be a fabulous 22 years old...yay me!
I am going to spend the weekend with some friends and I think we may be seeing the new High School Musical movie (obviously I am actually turning 12.)



Our poor Murphy LOVES popcorn and kept resting his head on my leg begging for a taste...it is just irresistable I suppose.

I graduated from the PSP program today!!! Yay! I got a 98% on my test and passed all my clinical stuff off too. It was bittersweet because I will miss my class...and George.




It was also the debut of my new hair color...I am still getting used to it...I like it but I will always be a blonde at heart...
Tomorrow is my birthday...woo woo! I'll be a fabulous 22 years old...yay me!
I am going to spend the weekend with some friends and I think we may be seeing the new High School Musical movie (obviously I am actually turning 12.)
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Little Red Corvette...
I absolutely love Prince. I love him. And I love the song Little Red Corvette...which doesn't really have anything to do with this blog post but I just wanted to tell you....
and I did entertain my PSP class a couple times with my very own performance of this delightful tune...which does tie into my post today...
and I did entertain my PSP class a couple times with my very own performance of this delightful tune...which does tie into my post today...
I love meeting new people and I love making friends and I was nervous going into this whole experiance that I wouldn't like it or that I would have no friends but I am so blessed because I made new friends with everyone in my class and they have a completely ridiculous sense of humor just like me so....that has been fabulous!
Me and Kathie
I have more pictures to prove how incredible hilarious we all are...
We took George and put him up in this chair complete with stethoscope, coffee mug, pen, nametag...and our instructor didn't notice for a good 5 minutes that George was listening in on the class...it was so funny.
George and I had a photoshoot together....it's meant to be.
It is a little known fact that I have VERY long arms. One of my greatest talents is being able to be on my knees in front of the refridgerator and being able to touch the top. I can touch the ceilings in our house...and I pride myself on having longer arms than any guy I know. So one day in class we were talking about it and they said that your foot is the same length as the distance between your wrist and the crook of you elbow....meaning that I would have some very long feet. I was like "seriously guys....my arms are freakishly long...that won't work for me". Of course I had to prove it and we just happened to get a picture....there is still quite a bit of distance there. The one downside to this is that I can never find long sleeves that cover my arms...as evidenced in this picture...
All in all it has been a blast and I couldn't be more happy. Yesterday I had clinical and was on the Ortho side of the Ortho/Neuro/Spine unit and I loved every minute of it. We had some of the sweetest patients I have ever met. Sometimes it's hard and the shall we say...odors...are overwhelming but the look on these peoples faces or their families faces and they way they thank you over and over for what you do for them....really makes it worth it.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
New Job by the Numbers...
#of days a week I wake up at 5 am : 5
# of rooms I work in at the hospital: 48
# of times I cried last week: 2
# of times it took me to finally get a correct blood pressure: 7
# of my PSP classmates: 8
# of new friends I've made: 8
# of questions I missed on my CPR test: 0
# of diet cokes it takes to get through the day: 7 (this is a rough estimate)
# of times I change my clothes: 2 (change from scrubs to professional dress for salon....tiring!)
# of times I cleaned up poop on my first day: 3
# of hours I clocked working last week (this includes hospital and salon): 72
# of times I laugh through out the day: too many to count
# of soulmates I've met since working: 1 (see picture below)
All in all it has been an incredible experiance so far. I only have 2 days of classes left and the rest are all clinicals on my actual unit. I will be sad to leave all the friends I've made but I'm excited about all the new experiances I will have. I won't lie...I've been exausted. I went to bed at 8:30 pm last Friday night (ridiculous right???) but it will all be worth it! I'll keep you updated! :)
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Happy Birthday Bub!

Today is Bee Bop's Birthday aka Bub, Bubby, Kiki, Beeboperooni, etc...
I have many names for my brother.
Words can not express how grateful I am for Kian.
He has been the comic relief our family needs.

His laugh is contagious. He laughs, then I laugh, which makes him laugh harder...and we keep this going.
He LOVES playing hide and seek with me. He will randomly come up to me and say "ok you hide and I'll count...1, 2, 3..." and most of the time I can't resist

He says things to my dad like "I surely am not belligerent!" (my dad was using the word saying that he was acting belligerent and that was Kian's response)
He always asks "How was work" or "How was your day?"
He loves doing the "Bedtime Chart" with me.

He gives the best huggies.
He can take on anybody in the Mickey racing game for N64 and totally dominate.
He constantly amazes me with how smart he is. He writes his name, reads, spells, draws really cool golf greens, and the things he comes up with to say are just so intelligent.
He once told me that he knew who I was going to marry. When I asked him who he said himself which I promptly set him straight on...but it was still cute.
He can sing all the words to "These Boots Were Made For Walkin" and "SexyBack" which I SWEAR I had nothing to do with.
We sing other silly made up songs together.
We play basketball outside together and crack up the whole time.
He tells me I look "Beufital" which is his way of saying beautiful...and I love it.

Of course there are the times when he drives me absolutely nuts. Like when he claps or yells really loud or bangs on my bedroom door to wake me up. He yells at me and tells me I'm being a punk and then says "Well fine, we're not friends"...when I ask him when we can be friends he always says "On Tuesday"
(even though it is sooner than that).
Even though I can get so mad at him I think that I could stand to live without him...I have moments like I did last week...
Kian and I were laying in my parent's bed watching "Wow Wow Wubzzy" and we were having an in depth discussion of whether or not Wubzzy is a boy or a girl, and he put his arm around my neck and looked at me and smiled and said "I love you Nini"*pronounced nee nee which is what he calls me* and I started crying. Not bawling but my eyes did tear up. I can not imagine my life without him and the thought of him ever having to go through things that are hard or bad makes me cringe. I just want to protect him and baby him and have those moments with him forever. I don't want him to grow up. Hopefully as he does grow up we can be friends and buddies forever. Or at least on Tuesdays.
I love you Bubby!!!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Lifestyle of a PSP
Wow...what a week it has been and it is only Wednesday!!!
Here is a run down of the week's events...
Monday was my first official day at the hospital. I sat through 8 hours of orientation...listening to people talk...but I did bond with my table mates...2 RN's so I will never see them...but it was fun while it lasted.
Tuesday was just a nursing orientation so it was all the people who would be doing patient care. We listened a lot in the AM and in the PM we got to do these skill stations where we learned about code blues/crash carts isolation rooms moving and lifting patients AND tuberculosis mask fittings which were all very interesting and we got out really early. Let me tell you something though...both of these days started BEFORE 0700 (which is 7am for those of you unfamiliar with military time...which I am now VERY familiar with...) so I went directly from the hospital (in my HOT new scrubs that I bought...pictures to be posted later) to my other job at THE PARIS SALON and worked until 2100...got home at 2130 and then had a bunch of reading to do. I crashed right around 2245 and slept soundly until 0545 (you catching on now???)
Wednesday (today) which was really fun. We split into our acutal PSP class today. There are 9 of us and we had a blast. We started out the morning learning a lot of policies (yawn) and then learned about ostomys and emptying ostomy and foley bags (GROSS...if you don't know what that is...count yourself lucky). We breaked for lunch and THEN...the good stuff.
CHECKING GLUCOSE LEVELS
(aka blood sugar)
which we got to do with ACCUCHEC which is that finger prick thing you do at the Dr. office. I received one and gave one. I am happy to report that my glucose level was a 90 which is normal range. It was so cool. I practically felt like a DR.
Then we went over medical terminology/abbreviations.
Do you know what an MI stands for?
CBC?
b.i.d.?
FBS?
I do.
We had a little quiz at the beginning to see which terms we already knew and I was finished in like 2 minutes (before everyone else and I'm then only one in class with NO previous health care training). My instructor was really surprised when she was reading through it and was like "Vanessa...how do you know all this when you haven't even worked in the setting before? I'm impressed"...
My answer???
"Um..ER"
That's right DAD...one of my shows ACTUALLY came in handy for once.
So then I rushed from there today at 4:30 back to the salon where I will be until 9:00 or later...
I'm exausted.
Or maybe I just have S & S of exaustion?
Hmm...
Monday, September 29, 2008
5 am? Seriously?
Picture this for a moment. It's the middle of the night (Well...5:00 am but it's practically the same thing). A light goes on in a house in Fishers. A girl stumbles to the bathroom and half haphazardly throws her hair in a ponytail...and scrubs her face so she looks alive. She then grabs her running shoes, a bottle of water, her trusty iPod, and her 14 year old sister...and they embark on a beautiful (dark) early morning walk/jog. That girl was me. Vanessa Louise Nelson. What??? Vanessa got up willingly and didn't commit homicide? Yeah...that's right ladies and gentlemen. This really happened...I really did get up this morning (actually at 4:30 but that's a different story) and went for a jaunt through the neighborhood. Besides the fact that it was cold for the first 10 minutes and Kenz almost fell into a man hole in the sidewalk...it was pretty enjoyable. We are going to continue doing this every day this week and see how we like it. Needless to say I will probably be falling directly into my bed in about 1 hour and not waking until 5 tomorrow morning. Shout out to the Nortons because we walked past your house. I'll let you know how I feel tomorrow and if I"ll be doing life in prison.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Shades of Grey's (and a Spoiler)
Let me tell you a story:
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was born in 1986 and had big blue eyes with long eyelashes (but once she got glasses, nobody knew that and then she was just a nerd). As a kid, she liked to read and make up dances to Paula Abdul songs. She tried really hard to have friends and wasn't always successful. And most of the time she ended up having to hang out with her sister. And she had a lot of pent up feelings of rejection. Then a show came out called Grey's Anatomy. Every time she would feel alone or stressed out, she would watch Grey's Anatomy. Soon she just started to refer to it as "her show" and downloaded every song that was EVER on Grey's Anatomy episodes, and decided that one day she was inevitably going to name one of her future daughters Izzie. When Denny died in season 3, she couldn't stop crying for days and it was borderline embarrassing. Anyway, so this show became her favorite thing ever and she watched it obsessively for years and years. And then she blogged about it and hopes that you don't think she's weird for obsessing over a TV show so much. The End.
Grey's Anatomy came back this week! I watched it. I loved it. I should maybe get a life.
Also in television news...I'm very upset with the end result of the season premiere of ER. Now...I have seen EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of ER...in it's entirety...all 15 glorious seasons. And I am never expecting someone who I love to die. (case in point...Dr. Greene...I don't even want to talk about it.) So when the KILLED Dr. Greg Pratt in the FIRST episode...needless to say I was NOT happy.
That's all I wanted to say.
Grey's Rules...and I'll still watch ER.
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was born in 1986 and had big blue eyes with long eyelashes (but once she got glasses, nobody knew that and then she was just a nerd). As a kid, she liked to read and make up dances to Paula Abdul songs. She tried really hard to have friends and wasn't always successful. And most of the time she ended up having to hang out with her sister. And she had a lot of pent up feelings of rejection. Then a show came out called Grey's Anatomy. Every time she would feel alone or stressed out, she would watch Grey's Anatomy. Soon she just started to refer to it as "her show" and downloaded every song that was EVER on Grey's Anatomy episodes, and decided that one day she was inevitably going to name one of her future daughters Izzie. When Denny died in season 3, she couldn't stop crying for days and it was borderline embarrassing. Anyway, so this show became her favorite thing ever and she watched it obsessively for years and years. And then she blogged about it and hopes that you don't think she's weird for obsessing over a TV show so much. The End.
Grey's Anatomy came back this week! I watched it. I loved it. I should maybe get a life.
Also in television news...I'm very upset with the end result of the season premiere of ER. Now...I have seen EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of ER...in it's entirety...all 15 glorious seasons. And I am never expecting someone who I love to die. (case in point...Dr. Greene...I don't even want to talk about it.) So when the KILLED Dr. Greg Pratt in the FIRST episode...needless to say I was NOT happy.
That's all I wanted to say.
Grey's Rules...and I'll still watch ER.
Life Lessons
Things I have learned in my 21 years of life...
(the abridged version)
1. Diet Coke really is the most wonderful thing ever developed by human hands.
2. Sometimes playing stupid works.
Example: Saying to your significant other "No babe I have NO idea why there is a text message from (insert hot ex name here) on my phone! How did that happen???"
(Because let's face it...we all love to be adored by ANYONE who is texting us..doesn't matter who it is.)
3. An illness does not exist unless a celebrity cares about it too
This also applies to all inhumane things happening in other countries. It's a little known fact but Genocide wasn't happening in Darfur until George Clooney cared about it.
4. Do NOT go through the self check out lines at the grocery store between the hours of 9-11am.
Old people= you standing with your groceries for 15 minutes while they get all their coupons scanned.
5. Getting your hair highlighted really can change your day.
6. ALWAYS moisturize
...and I'm serious about this one. Someone I know (me) went through I terrible case of dry flaky skin on her (my) face and trying to put make up on dry skin is just disgusting.
7. Good excuses to use when your Dad gets mad because you've TiVo'd too many "vapid and shallow"* shows and he can't record his "oh so important and life lesson involving" crime shows are...
1.) But Dad...they are showing me how NOT to be
2.) I'm going into the medical field so Grey's Anatomy is actually more of a tutorial
3.) If I don't watch them then I won't be able to talk to other people about them and then I'll look like a boring loser and I'll have no friends and I'll never get married and then I'll live with you forever (this one works pretty good)
*Vapid and shallow shows include but are not limited to: "The Hills", "Beverly Hills 90210", "One Tree Hill" (pretty much all shows with the word hill in it), "Grey's Anatomy", "Gossip Girl" etc...
8.) If all else fails...cry
This works 94% of the time.
I'm sure I'll learn more and I live more life...but this is just a start. I'll keep you updated so that you can learn these important lessons with me.
(the abridged version)
1. Diet Coke really is the most wonderful thing ever developed by human hands.
2. Sometimes playing stupid works.
Example: Saying to your significant other "No babe I have NO idea why there is a text message from (insert hot ex name here) on my phone! How did that happen???"
(Because let's face it...we all love to be adored by ANYONE who is texting us..doesn't matter who it is.)
3. An illness does not exist unless a celebrity cares about it too
This also applies to all inhumane things happening in other countries. It's a little known fact but Genocide wasn't happening in Darfur until George Clooney cared about it.
4. Do NOT go through the self check out lines at the grocery store between the hours of 9-11am.
Old people= you standing with your groceries for 15 minutes while they get all their coupons scanned.
5. Getting your hair highlighted really can change your day.
6. ALWAYS moisturize
...and I'm serious about this one. Someone I know (me) went through I terrible case of dry flaky skin on her (my) face and trying to put make up on dry skin is just disgusting.
7. Good excuses to use when your Dad gets mad because you've TiVo'd too many "vapid and shallow"* shows and he can't record his "oh so important and life lesson involving" crime shows are...
1.) But Dad...they are showing me how NOT to be
2.) I'm going into the medical field so Grey's Anatomy is actually more of a tutorial
3.) If I don't watch them then I won't be able to talk to other people about them and then I'll look like a boring loser and I'll have no friends and I'll never get married and then I'll live with you forever (this one works pretty good)
*Vapid and shallow shows include but are not limited to: "The Hills", "Beverly Hills 90210", "One Tree Hill" (pretty much all shows with the word hill in it), "Grey's Anatomy", "Gossip Girl" etc...
8.) If all else fails...cry
This works 94% of the time.
I'm sure I'll learn more and I live more life...but this is just a start. I'll keep you updated so that you can learn these important lessons with me.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot...
Oh the pure joyness of getting a wellness check before you start a job at the hospital (did you happen to hear the hint of sarcasm in my tone? It was subtle so I was just checking...). I arrived promptly at 9:15 am to the hospital and completed my required paperwork forms (as a disclaimer can I just say that it was a very early morning for a night owl like myself...I mean do people really get up at 7:15?...and also as a disclaimer for my grumpiness- I did not enjoy the blissfulness that comes with drinking diet coke this moring which is my coffee and gets me through the day...so just give me some understanding ok?)
Moving on...at 9:45 I had my wellness check appointment. The RN who helped me was a male and I had to try so hard to not laugh out loud because the term "male nurse" reminds me of the movie "Meet The Parents"...and the nurse's name happened to be Greg and I was thisclose to asking him if his real name was Gaylord...I was feeling sorta sassy (please see diet coke reference above)...but I refrained. So we went through an eye sight test which I passed after a slight misunderstanding about half circles (insert long drawn out story that makes me look like a dumb blonde).
Then he takes me into the bathroom...and I guess he expected me to pee in a cup but I didn't know this was going to happen so...I have problems peeing on command. We who suffer from this problem call it "bladder shy" and it's a serious and debilitating illness. So not to go into too much detail but my first attempt was not good enough so dear ol' Greg got me some water so I could try again later. In the mean time he gave me a TB test and drew like a billion tubes of blood. So after being felt up by a strange Dr. (so not a pleasant thing) and wearing a gown that was made out of paper towels (I'm not kidding)...I was cleared for being eligible to be an employee. Well I still didn't have to pee and I couldn't leave without doing so...so I got more water. The drinking of the water is a whole story in and of itself.
The water was the following things:
1.)warm
2.)gross
3.)maybe toilet water
So after having to drink 2 tall glasses of it...I wanted to say "Hey Greg...I still don't have to pee but I might be about to throw up from the nasty hospital water you made me drink..."...but once again I decided to curb my attitude even though at this point I'm going through serious caffeine withdrawal.
In the end I was able to succussfully deliver them the specimen they needed and I was cleared to go (Yay for being drug free!!!)
And what did I get out of this whole ordeal? 2 bruises on my arm from needles and one sexy pair of nurses shoes. Go me.
Then he takes me into the bathroom...and I guess he expected me to pee in a cup but I didn't know this was going to happen so...I have problems peeing on command. We who suffer from this problem call it "bladder shy" and it's a serious and debilitating illness. So not to go into too much detail but my first attempt was not good enough so dear ol' Greg got me some water so I could try again later. In the mean time he gave me a TB test and drew like a billion tubes of blood. So after being felt up by a strange Dr. (so not a pleasant thing) and wearing a gown that was made out of paper towels (I'm not kidding)...I was cleared for being eligible to be an employee. Well I still didn't have to pee and I couldn't leave without doing so...so I got more water. The drinking of the water is a whole story in and of itself.
The water was the following things:
1.)warm
2.)gross
3.)maybe toilet water
So after having to drink 2 tall glasses of it...I wanted to say "Hey Greg...I still don't have to pee but I might be about to throw up from the nasty hospital water you made me drink..."...but once again I decided to curb my attitude even though at this point I'm going through serious caffeine withdrawal.
In the end I was able to succussfully deliver them the specimen they needed and I was cleared to go (Yay for being drug free!!!)
And what did I get out of this whole ordeal? 2 bruises on my arm from needles and one sexy pair of nurses shoes. Go me.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Oh For Cute!
I decided I needed to blog something out real quick...tonight I was told by some lady I didn't know...
"You are just so cute!"
A phrase I hear ALOT
Which was fine when I looked like this...

Or even when I looked like this (c'mon I was pretty adorable)

Or if I was one of these...

But now that I am of the ripe age of 21...I would much prefer people saying...
"You are a ravishing beauty!"
Which might only happen if I looked like this...

Well we all have to have dreams right?
A phrase I hear ALOT
Which was fine when I looked like this...

Or even when I looked like this (c'mon I was pretty adorable)

Or if I was one of these...

But now that I am of the ripe age of 21...I would much prefer people saying...
"You are a ravishing beauty!"
Which might only happen if I looked like this...

Well we all have to have dreams right?
Scrub-tastic!
Can I just say that one of the most exciting parts of my new job is that I get to wear scrubs??? I'm SO looking forward to it. I am so excited that I bought a set today. They are very cute...and maybe a bit pricier than the other pairs I will buy in the future...but they are my first pair so I decided to splurge.
Also on Friday at my meeting I get my picture taken for my new badge that I get to wear at the hospital...I'm thinking that I may wear my badge around the house for days and days...and out in public too...maybe WITH my new scrubs...now there's a good idea!
Oh I love my life.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Paging Dr. Nelson
Ok...so I'm not a Dr...yet. But you're looking at the newest member of Community North Hospital's PSP program. That's right...it's official ladies and gentlemen. I was officially offered the position this morning. I'll be working night shift in the Ortho/Neuro unit starting out part time but hopefully they'll have the need for me to be full time soon. Orientation starts October 6th!!! What a relief to know that in a couple of weeks I'll be making more money AND having full health benefits. My Heavenly Father really took the reins on this one...and I couldn't be more grateful. To find a job that is going to open so many doors for me and provide me the education I need as well...oh life is good.
In other news...we had our Primary Program yesterday in church and let me tell you...WHAT A RELIEF! Trying to corral 10 Sunbeams on the stands is not an easy task. The kids loved being able to talk into the microphone but while waiting for our second part they got a little restless. Katie Marble wanted to sit on my lap (then she wanted to sit with Kalia, then she wanted to stand up, then she wanted to go sit with her mom....) she is such a sweetheart though. Then there was sweet sweet Layton McMahon who has the most precious face he can melt your heart in .3 seconds. He has a fascination with his mouth in the sense that he was licking the chair in front of him, eating my sister's bracelet (sorry Calah), and when it was his turn to say his part he promtly stuck the mic in his mouth....nice. Nathan Battraw is just a bundle of energy and wanted nothing to do with the whole thing...poor kid...I felt his pain. The kids' part was to tell something they are thankful for and I have to say Jacob Griffiths was probably my favorite...the delivery was the best part. Clear as day he proudly says "I'm thankful for cereal" oh Jacob aren't we all??? Kaia Wilson is a force to be reckoned with and when she says something she means it...so when she adamently told Diana Talbot that "it is NOT our turn to sing!!!"...she meant business. Diana was heartbroken and I looked over at her and her big blue eyes were welling with tears...every nerve in my body went into panic mode (Abort! Abort! 4 year old about to cry....)so I quickly had her come over to me and assured her that we would be singing shortly. All in all...it wouldn't matter if the kids all shouted and screamed and ran around the stage the entire time (which they didn't...thankfully)...I would still adore them. It is impossible to be frustrated with this bunch because they are really and truly just so fantastic. I have so much fun with them and love being their teacher...there is just something about those Sunbeams.
Well that's all for me...I have a day off work so I'll be able to get a lot done (ie watching Beverly Hills 90210) :)
In other news...we had our Primary Program yesterday in church and let me tell you...WHAT A RELIEF! Trying to corral 10 Sunbeams on the stands is not an easy task. The kids loved being able to talk into the microphone but while waiting for our second part they got a little restless. Katie Marble wanted to sit on my lap (then she wanted to sit with Kalia, then she wanted to stand up, then she wanted to go sit with her mom....) she is such a sweetheart though. Then there was sweet sweet Layton McMahon who has the most precious face he can melt your heart in .3 seconds. He has a fascination with his mouth in the sense that he was licking the chair in front of him, eating my sister's bracelet (sorry Calah), and when it was his turn to say his part he promtly stuck the mic in his mouth....nice. Nathan Battraw is just a bundle of energy and wanted nothing to do with the whole thing...poor kid...I felt his pain. The kids' part was to tell something they are thankful for and I have to say Jacob Griffiths was probably my favorite...the delivery was the best part. Clear as day he proudly says "I'm thankful for cereal" oh Jacob aren't we all??? Kaia Wilson is a force to be reckoned with and when she says something she means it...so when she adamently told Diana Talbot that "it is NOT our turn to sing!!!"...she meant business. Diana was heartbroken and I looked over at her and her big blue eyes were welling with tears...every nerve in my body went into panic mode (Abort! Abort! 4 year old about to cry....)so I quickly had her come over to me and assured her that we would be singing shortly. All in all...it wouldn't matter if the kids all shouted and screamed and ran around the stage the entire time (which they didn't...thankfully)...I would still adore them. It is impossible to be frustrated with this bunch because they are really and truly just so fantastic. I have so much fun with them and love being their teacher...there is just something about those Sunbeams.
Well that's all for me...I have a day off work so I'll be able to get a lot done (ie watching Beverly Hills 90210) :)
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Pink High Heels
I was tagged...and I also decided that I want a pair of sparkly pink high heels...or maybe any hot pink shoes will do...
Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours:
1. I LOVE the Golden Girls...I watch it almost every day.
2. I have a photographic memory
3. I have REALLY long arms...I mean...really, ask my family.
4. I can't sleep without a.)brushing my teeth b.)washing my face c.)checking the closet...I know but you never know who/what could be hiding in there...
5. I am absolutely 100% terrified of clowns.
6. I can't drink soda from a can without a straw. It hurts my teeth and I hate the taste of the can.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Entertainment at it's finest...
I discovered a new website that has kept me both entertained and enthralled...so I had to share it! It's called yearbookyourself.com and you upload a picture of yourself and you can choose which year to have your face put into a yearbook photo of..so there are crazy hairstyles and fashions and they are quite hilarious. This held my attention for at least 20 minutes...go try it out!!! I decided to post some of my pictures so you can see for yourself!
Thursday, September 4, 2008
(Oh Random Thoughts)
I was thinking that it's been awhile since I updated my blog but the truth is...my life has been completely boring. I had some crazy work drama happen (long story that will just make me mad so...we'll skip it), I went out with Rhi and had a blast! We got a baby shower gift for my friend Jen (more on that) and then went to Olive Garden and Wal-Mart which were so fun!- Truly if there is a way to make something ordinary...EXTRAordinary....we will do it. At Walmart I bought some CD's...first was a classic old favorite of mine that I have just worn out over the years....(drum roll please)...Journey: Greatest Hits. Seriously the best album of all time. Hands down. I just love the feeling I get when I hear the first chords of "Don't Stop Believin"...it is my go to song. The one that pumps me up before every big event that goes on in my life...and truly every other song on there is just as good. I play it almost every morning when I'm getting ready for work while singing (as loud as I can no doubt) to every song. IS there a better power ballad than "Open Arms"??? I think not. Ok enough of that. I hope I've successfully projected my love of all things Journey and Steve Perry related on to you....
The second CD I got was Abba Gold: The Greatest Hits...because who doesn't love Abba? Am I right? Of course I am.
The second CD I got was Abba Gold: The Greatest Hits...because who doesn't love Abba? Am I right? Of course I am.

Saturday I went to a baby shower for one of my best and greatest friends in the whole world. Jen Chaput nee Dearth. It was fantastic. My present (s) was (were) fabulous (if I do say so myself)...the mother to be was beautiful as usual...and I got to see my long lost friend Dee(ana) Lahti who moved to LA to be an actress and will take over the world one day...for real. It was SO fun!
Sunday was church and let me tell you something...I am completely in love with my Sunbeams! They are just so adorable! Even when one is yelling at the other, one is completely turned around in their seat, one is trying to tell me 15 things at once, one is trying to climb out the window etc...all they have to do is smile at me and they melt my heart. I'm thinking of making a post every week just of funny/sweet things they say..here are a couple of my favorites from this past Sunday...
Kaia Wilson...what a girl! When asked in Primary what things we need to be happy she yells with all her might "AIR!" and then she always has a hilarious story...one that stands out in my mind is the time she told pretty much everyone that she had a dream that her mom's face fell off...she is such a character and I adore her.
Kalia Smith in Primary was asked the question..."What do we need to be grateful to Heavenly Father for?" she answers (quite intelligently) "Cupcakes"...that's my kind of girl.
Katie Marble...maybe the cutest girl I've ever seen came up to me and taps me on the shoulder then points to her shoe. I look and it seems as though she has something growing out of her sock. I asked what was in her sock...she smiled and pulls out this little stuffed chicken. I laughed so hard I thought I would cry.
Those are just the ones that I remember...they are all so great though. I just love them.
I am signed up for Netflix and this weekend I decided to have a Vegas themed weekend so I got the movies "21" and "What Happens in Vegas" they were both really good. I loved 21...and now I want to become a Blackjack expert. And "What Happens in Vegas" was surprisingly...very funny.

Football season is starting and I'm SO excited!!! Since I was too late to sign up for my uncle's fantasy football league...I'm have my own. It's great because I get to have whoever I want on it.
"Gossip Girl" and "One Tree Hill" came back Monday night...which I just couldn't be more thrilled about. And on the subject of television...On Monday they had a Beverly Hills 90210 marathon on SoapNet and I fell in love with that show all over again!!! I started Tivoing it now and I can't wait to come home from work and find out if Dylan and Brenda are still together, which girl Brandon is going to date next, and what is up with Donna and David...

Tomorrow I have my shadow experience at the hospital and I am so excited for it!!! Wish me luck!
I think this post has gone on for long enough...I guess I didn't realize how much actually has happened lately! :)
All good things!
-Ness
*Side note...I did not realize until just now while re-reading this post how many ()parentheses I used through out this post...my apologies...
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