The day I adopted an embryo...

Ok I didn't really do that.  But did you know that you can?  It's a hybrid of using your own embryos and adopting an actual post embryo phase baby. 
Apparently couples are loving it....according to the 5 o'clock news.

I wonder if they have husband adoptions?

Let's work on that.

The day it was Monday

Happy Monday everyone!  Today you can buy me one of these.

I've always pictured myself soaking in a tub, drinking Pellegrino with lime after doing something incredibly dramatic.
A claw foot tub just adds to the image.

The day it was Mother's Day

Thank you to all the mothers out there...

Because you're way nicer than Dad.

To all the women in my life who have been mothers to me.  Aunts, my friends moms, my mom's friends, and my beautiful grandmothers one of whom I miss dearly today.  Thank you to all of you for what you've been for me.
I love you

The day I had Anderson Cooper word vomit...

Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways.  I've talked a lot in the past about moving to Nashville and I was ready to do it.  I had looked up jobs, apartments everything.  And then this last week happened.  I was discussing with my Mom and sisters how grateful I was that I didn't live there right now.  And maybe not for the reasons you would think.  I would be very upset if I lost my home or belongings but I could handle it. 
The truth of the matter is I would be a filthy hot mess if I was stuck in a flood.  I can barely swim and I would have no idea what to do.  I can just imagine myself sitting on the roof of my house with water all around me.  I would look something like this

(Although I would probably have my shirt on.  Or I might not...depends on the day)

Then of course like flies to mud....would come my knight in shining armour...

Anderson Cooper

And he would paddle by me looking sexy with his perfectly coiffed hair in his canoe and I would be like...

"Anderson!  I didn't want you to have to see me like this!"

And he would be all...

And I'd get in the canoe and he'd probably give me his shirt (because to him chivalry is never dead) and I'd try to hit on him a little bit and be like "Do you come here often? or "What are you drinking?" or perhaps the more geologically appropriate "Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see".

And he'd be like...

Eventually my charm, wit, and beauty would captivate him and then (after I'd taken a shower and mysteriously lost the shirt that he lent me) we'd get dressed up all fancy and have dinner.  Perhaps with Elmo.

And I'd say "Oh Anderson you're such a card!" and we'd be in love.

I'm just saying...that is one possible scenario.  

In all seriousness Nashville is in need of any help people can offer.  Considering this is how Nashville looked a week ago

and this is it now.

Keep them in your prayers.

Signing off,

Vanessa Cooper...wait..what?

I'd just like to point out that: FEMA is not there, the President is not there.  No one is there but themselves.  These people and their neighbors.  Trying to save memories.  Trying to save homes.  Trying to save each other.
And I haven't heard a single person say that the government is racist for not helping them immediately.

But they are family.  And they help each other.  Because that is the kind of people they are.

And why I felt at home there.

Nashville madness

I'm sure everyone has heard of the severe flooding that has happened in Nashville.  This picture made me want to cry.  As someone who respects and loves history of things so much...it broke my heart.  Hopefully we can keep all of these people who are without homes and have lost loved ones in our prayers.  What a terribly sad and crazy year so far.  And it's only May.

1. Rilo Kiley- Breakin Up
2. Little Joy- Next Time Around
3. MGMT- Time To Pretend
4. Thao- Bag Of Hammers
5. A Fine Frenzy- The Beacon
6. Wakey! Wakey!- Car Crash
7. Ray LaMontagne- Jolene
8. She & Him- Home
9. Rufus Wainwright- Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk
10. Band of Horses- The Funeral
11. Bowerbirds- Ghost Life
12. Regina Spektor- No Surprises
13. Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Skeletons
14. Neon Trees- Our War
15. Sondre Lerche- Bluish
16. T.Rex- Cosmic Dancer
17. Led Zeppelin- Stairway to Heaven

Sunday Fun

I actually don't know if this would qualify as "fun".  More like tragic.  I promised Mickey Mouse and something like Mickey Mouse is what I deliver.

M-I-C-K-E-Y

M-O-U-S-E

AND WHO'S THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE HE

WOULD LIKE TO BREAK YOUR KNEES?

M-I-C-K-E-Y

M-O-U-S-E

MICKEY MOUSE!

we think that's him!

MICKEY MOUSE!

Orange you glad?

BA DUM BA DUM BA DUMP PA DUMP A DA!!!!

[singing slower with sad faces]

WHO'S THE LEADER OF THE CLUB 

THAT'S MADE FOR YOU AND MEEEE?

M-I-C...

"C" IS FOR COPYRIGHT VIOLATION!

...K-E-Y....

WHY WHY WHY???

M-O-U-S...

EEEEE!  AHHHH!!!!

Have a great Monday everyone!

*and thank you Cake Wrecks

when kid movies creep you out

My biggest fears in a very particular order

1. Clowns
2. Any insect with the word "pedes" in it
3.This guy

Yeah you remember him.  From the beloved classic movie for children "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".
He was called "The Child Catcher" (yeah you just vomited in your mouth a little didn't you?) and he had this giant nose and he was all "I can smell children" and I was all

Then he would change from his normal black garb into this colorful hat and he would play music, ring bells, and dance around and say "Come on children! Come and get your lollipops!" and he would call them "Kiddie-Winkies" and the kids were like "Yay!" and then he would trap them in his cart and take them underground.

I'm pretty sure this is where the warning "don't take candy from strangers" stemmed from.  I'm also pretty sure this is where the whole "To Catch a Predator" series stemmed from.

Hey Chris Hansen....I got someone for ya.

alice in the garden

As a child (as we've discussed before), I was obsessed with Alice in Wonderland.  I also had a very active imagination.  I would play in my backyard on summer days, climbing through trees, bushes, etc...pretending to be Alice in the garden.  She was small and the flowers were giant and they talked.  This was a fantasy I couldn't help but re-create. 
Yesterday I got to feel, just a little, how Alice might have felt when I went to the tulip festival at Thanksgiving Point.  I don't know what exactly I was expecting but it certainly exceeded every expectation I might have had.  And of course in true Vanessa fashion I took lot's of pictures...

  (one of my favorites)

 

water fountain in the Italian garden

you can see the statue at the very top

all the way down to the very bottom

the largest man-made water feature in the world

the large slab of concrete in the grass is a stage and they put on concerts here...how amazing would that be?

if you look closely you can see a Canadian goose who was hatching her babies

the view from behind the waterfall

when you first enter- this is the view of the entire garden

It's really too bad I never went to anything like this when I was a kid.  I could have had a lot of adventures here.