awhile back I joined from what here on out will be referred to as "time vortex" but formally known as
for those who aren't enlighted pinterest aka the time vortex is a site where you can "pin" things from the world wide web that you like for others to see. There are some amazing DIYs, for the home items, and recipes!
The problem that I have with it is this: each time I get on the time vortex I leave feeling one of these three things...
1. extreme hunger
2. the unstoppable urge to shop
3. a deep need to redecorate my room/move/buy a mansion
Plus I will start looking at 10 am and when I'm done....it's getting dark out (hence the time vortex)
let me give you some examples...
after spending a lot of some time on the site this evening I came to the following conclusions...
I absolutely must make these homemade twix bars as soon as humanly possible or I will never eat anything ever again!
(I won't even get started on the thousands upon thousands of pumpkin recipes starting to appear....or the number of times I've almost licked my computer screen)
buying this dress and this coat and these shoes will change my life and make it undeniably perfect and I will never have any problems!
And lastly I will have to start packing immediately so I can live in this house
with these wonderful things inside...
and my children will have an amazing life too because they'll have this
so to sum it all up...the time vortex nee pinterest will make you want to get an entirely different life.
*just a precautionary tale...a person pinned a picture of an Asian baby on Pinterest with the caption "want" and pinned it to their "For the Home" board...Who are the proper authorities to alert about this?
keeps me happy because I get to blog about all their clothes.
Hello readers! Yes I know...the Emmy's happened like over a week ago! But I've been busy watching TV getting over a diet coke addiction playing tap tap glee reading Glamour magazine
doing stuff.
So here we go with all my Emmy awards! (My dad was watching the red carpet coverage with me...because he had no choice...so I'll be sharing his commentary as well)
They hey we all got together and decided greenwas the new blue but red was the new everything award:
Angela Kinsey
Lea Michele
loved the dress...hated that she had her hair down...
Adrienne Palecki
don't love the dress but she was on Friday Night Lights so she can do no wrong
Sarah Hyland
Sofia Vergara
by FAR the best dress she's ever worn
I don't know your name
but please make this dress stop
Kate Winslet
I'm in love with you
Dad's commentary: "Ugh ANOTHER red dress!?"
The I don't know how to properly use a steamer award:
girl from The Office
couldn't you have steamed the bottom at least?
The I'm pretty but I'm wearing my Grandma's dress award:
Dianna Agron
loved the color...hated how it looks like a grandma's dress
The no matter what you do you can't escape me award:
Katie Holmes....
why are you at everything? and why does this look like a bathing suit cover up?
The I'm funny so we'll pretend this dress didn't happen award:
Amy Poehler
Amy...you are hilarious...so we'll just pretend this dress didn't happen ok?
The Hey where's our favorite hot mess? Oh there you are Paula award:
Paula Abdul
Couldn't someone have told her that her dress was shifted to the right?
I still love you.
The Oh I didn't know Satan was invited to the Emmy's this year award:
Satan?
The What the Eff award:
Julianna Margulis
What.The.Eff
It looks like a vase from Elton John's house.
Dad's Commentary: "She looks like she's wearing a curtain"
The can you handle all the adorable that we are? you cannot. award:
The Stop seducing me with your eyes Ian Somerhalder and Cory Monteith award:
Cory Monteith
Ian Somerhalder
We're in a relationship. All of us.
The you can't even see what I'm wearing because my large bosoms are distracting you award:
Christina Hendricks
She's gorgeous. I'm jealous
The best use of Seal award:
Heidi Klum and Seal
I'm hearing that people are really getting sick of her winning this one.
I'm getting sick looking at the bottom of her dress.
Dad's commentary: "Button your shirt Seal!"
The I like your white dress award(s):
Elisabeth Moss
Maria Bello
Jane Krakowski
Aubrey Plaza
Cat Deely
I liked all your white dresses.
And now we pause for another Jon Hamm at an awards show moment..
Jon Hamm...just look at the levity
Look at his hair
Look at all of him
Whew ok sorry...back to the Emmys....
The No seriously what the eff award:
Julianne Hough
First: why are you there?
Second: seriously? what the eff?
The we were on Friday Night Lights and we're all amazing and beautiful award:
Connie Britton
Minka Kelly
Aimee Teegarden
And for my favorites of the night...
Colbie Smoulders
LOVE the color!
Heather Morris
I died. Gorgeous.
Kristin Wiig
gorg.
Evan Rachel Wood
just flawless
Nina Dobrev
hands down my favorite
figure flattering, dramatic, perfect
Martha Plimpton
perfection
Julia Stiles
beautiful
I of course wore this
My favorite moments included:
The Office skit...hilarious
Kyle Chandler winning Best Male Actor in a Drama for Friday Night Lights
I cried.
Phil and Claire Dunphy (aka Julia Bowen and Ty Burrell) winning Best Comedy Actress/Actor for Modern Family
I love them
Kate Winslet winning....she's so flawless
So what did you all think of the Emmy's? Anything I missed or that you loved/hated?
Also if you're wondering why I'm so obsessed with Friday Night Lights....just watch this and then go watch the whole first season...and you'll understand
