Friday Letters

Dear Santa,
Out of all of your reindeer, the one that sounds the most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them.
Sincerely,
Vanessa

Dear Jon Hamm,
It makes all the difference that your name is spelled "Jon Hamm" instead of "John Ham".
Congratulations on your face.
Love,
Vanessa

Dear Taylor Swift and The Civil Wars,
This song is perfect in every way.  And the fact that it's for the Hunger Games.....stop...I'm gonna cry just thinking about it.
Always and Forever,
Vanessa

Dear Pandora,
I almost walked into a wall while aggressively trying to "thumbs up" Wham's "Last Christmas" on your Christmas station.  Honestly....I'd be fine dying that way though.
From,
Vanessa

Dear World,
I watched a mom on Toddlers and Tiaras give her 13 month old Coca- Cola.  Heaven help us all.
Regards,
Vanessa

Dear Readers,
Have I told you lately that I love you?  Because I do.  I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah or a Happy Holiday!!!  Be safe!
xoxo,
Vanessa