Friday, June 17, 2011

letters

Dear Allergy Season,

You really suck.

Sincerely, Vanessa

Dear Benadryl,

Thank you for making me feel like I was roofied...in a good way.

XOXO, Vanessa

Dear Guy who is currently helping my parents remodel their upstairs bathroom which is inconveniently located directly above my bedroom,

There's got to be a better time than 8 am to start breaking apart a bathtub with a sledgehammer....yes?

Regards, Vanessa

Dear the word "Moist",

I really don't think that anyone is comfortable with you.  And I vote we as english language users just vote to abolish you.

Sorry....not really, Vanessa

Dear Friday,

Thank you for coming back to me....and I guess I'll thank Macy's for giving me the day off to enjoy it.

Love, Vanessa

2 comments:

  1. AGREED. On all accounts. : )

    And I must share one of my favorite lines from "Dead Like Me":

    "My mother hates the word 'moist'. She thinks it's pornographic."

    :D

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