houston we have a problem...

I recently discovered this jewelry website...

I'm going to need someone to stage an intervention

or I need somebody to buy me a present

maybe you could stage an intervention and then buy me a present to ease the pain

It's up to you...let me know what you decide

and remember that I like earrings (and necklaces....and bracelets..oh and if you stumble upon a ring I wouldn't be opposed...)