Elaine was thrilled to finally have a classy way to enjoy the occasional swig of olive oil in public.
Employing their allergen-free guard dog, Gary and Elaine just have to hope any potential burglar will glance down before breaking in.
At 10:30 every morning, when Gary’s rolled up all his beige paper and put away his giant compasses, he takes a moment for himself to sit in his favorite chair and do a quick “Mork calling Orson” monologue.
Gary and Elaine are having a hard time adjusting to their new vegetarian lifestyle, partially because their dinner consists of a bowl of lettuce and two tomatoes, but more so because their plates offer a constant reminder of what they’re missing.
With Elaine out of town, Gary couldn’t even enjoy his favorite dinner of brie and tree branch.
On a cold winter night, nothing pleases Gary and Elaine more than snuggling up in their comfy metal chairs and tossing around the decorative polyhedron.
Intimidated by the size of the book on the table, Gary decided to keep it light and just read the pillows instead.
Upon entering the living room, guests are often torn as to whether Gary and Elaine deeply love America or are Russian spies.
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