Evil people
- The former geeks who now work at "Best Buy" and have inferiority complexes
- the inventor of the magnifying make up mirror
- Jason Alexander
- those girls who can wake up and have that cute touseled hair look instead of a greasy rat nest ball
- anyone who works at the the DMV or library (why are you so grouchy?!)
- Oprah
Good people
- Inventor of the ice cream cone
- Slash
- any man who buys me diamonds
- me
- the inventor of diet coke (especially with lime)
- Jimmy Choo
I now present you with the most beautiful shoes ever made. Courtesy of Mr. Choo.
You have now been hypnotized.
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