Monday, February 22, 2010

Taking Inventory

Today I decided to take an inventory of my talents. Don't hide your light under a bushel you guys. List your lights on a blog.

Things I am good at:
  • spending money at Target
  • making mixed CD's
  • finding things to distract me from the things I really should be doing
  • being not tan
  • hoarding magazines
  • bossing people around
  • Lego Batman on the Wii
  • identifying the source of bad smells
  • loading the dishwasher
  • straightening my hair
  • consuming enough diet coke to make the 80% of my body which is water virtually non-existent
  • applying eyeliner in a very precise yet messy manner
  • remembering random facts about absolutely nothing
  • knowing song lyrics and singing those lyrics in an American Idol like fashion
Who knew I had so many lights? I'm like really fabulous...lest I get too cocky let's discuss my non-talents...

Things I am not good at:
  • throwing a ball
  • paying attention to my surrounding while walking or driving
  • drinking water
  • having patience
  • saving money
  • getting to my cell phone before it goes to voicemail
  • being on time all the time
  • taking orders
  • sewing
  • sending mail (I always write letters and make packages for people but the minute I have to find a stamp I feel it is just too difficult and the said package ends up sitting in my room staring at me making me feel guilty)
  • hula hooping (but really who is over the age of 5?)
  • flossing
There that should suffice.

1 comment:

  1. lol..I think your "lights" can take you really far in life! No joke, it's important that your hair is super straight and that you can smell bad smells anywhere!

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