You can't squeeze anymore out of your face wash bottle and instead of throwing it away you cut off the top and scrape it out with a spatula until nothing comes out anymore.
I swear I'm not as white trash as I seem
and please don't show this picture to Brad Pitt or he'll never marry me.
As a side note: while cleaning my room last week I discovered I am apparently growing deathcaps. I thought they were growing from underneath the floorboards at first until I found one yesterday straight up just sprouting out of the middle of the carpet. Any fungi experts out there because this is clearly a moldy fungus...or green death. My epitaph will read
She died at the hands of a moldy fungs
She no longer walks among us
and trust me when I say I was more planning on my epitaph saying
Here lies the beloved wife of Justin Timberlake
I swear I'm not as white trash as I seem
and please don't show this picture to Brad Pitt or he'll never marry me.
As a side note: while cleaning my room last week I discovered I am apparently growing deathcaps. I thought they were growing from underneath the floorboards at first until I found one yesterday straight up just sprouting out of the middle of the carpet. Any fungi experts out there because this is clearly a moldy fungus...or green death. My epitaph will read
She died at the hands of a moldy fungs
She no longer walks among us
and trust me when I say I was more planning on my epitaph saying
Here lies the beloved wife of Justin Timberlake
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